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We are Not Sorry,

And we identify as a Non-marketing industry-fluid agency with multiple communication relationships. 
NOT a Marketing Agency. And we are industry-fluid.

Grown on a 3-axis scheme (Copywriting, Content Creation and Fashion Industry), we are experts in (according to us):

- Developing brand-launching strategies from scratch
(You have no damn Idea on how you're supposed to start with this whole business thing. Neither do we. But we'll figure it out for you).
- Email marketing (That weapon you thought was totally useless? Well It's actually a nuke)
- Fashion industry (model services and campaign production)


 

Our Team

We're a group of creative Zillennials (millennials with gen Z issues) whose brain should be studied by science and happen to be very good at producing advertising (according to us).

 

Zillennials:

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- Messenger live was our WhatsApp back in the day (millennial

- Emotional attachment to our @hotmail address (millennial)

- Developed tiktok's dopamine dependence. (gen z)

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*If you identify with that, congrats, you don't exist (according to the social generational scheme).

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It all started back in 2021. Some individuals got together to make promotion of a big event. Shark Events. It exploded. After that, we continued to grow the brand. It went from reaching 200 drunk people to more than 5.000 (still drunk) people today. Not that those 200 have been drunk for 3 years straight, that'd be unfortunate. Means the other 4800 are also drunk people. Only drunk once a month.

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In 2022, we grouped back together for another project. La Biblio Barcelona. A night club called "La Biblio". Starting from scratch. We nailed it. The first year hit 1M in revenue. 

 

After that, in 2024 we finally realized our mission was to change forever the way companies relate to their customers. 

 

One day, one of our team members (A 130kg guy that became an 80kg international fashion model and our copywriter) wrote the weirdest letter ever, and that, changed everything.

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Receive here the weirdest letter to satisfy your gossip and also learn a lot about sales letters (only for people good at sales).

You are welcome:)

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You can now use the button below to find out what do we do and whether we want to work with you

Unsatisfied Clients

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“This should be a testimony. But we don't like them. We prefer to experience yourself the charisma of this place and judge by your own opinion and not by a stranger's”

 - No one, ever -

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